< scrumbots >
 
i closed seven tickets. how'd you all do?
tyler, dev
i had a bad week. i just opened two.
kim, jr dev
 
we have too many tickets that keep staying alive!
dunning, manager
don't blame tyler and me. this week we closed five.
kim, jr dev
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