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  3. Status for Creatives
 
LEONARDO, WHAT'S THE STATUS FOR MONA LISA?
Nero, VP
IF HER EYES COME OUT OK, I'LL BE DONE FRIDAY.
Call In User 1
 
THE MEDICIS DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE PROMISE DATE MOVED OUT.
Dunning, Manager
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY CHANGED THE SPECS FROM A MAN TO A WOMAN.
Call In User 1
 
MICHAELANGELO, WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY?
I PAINTED ADAM'S FINGER, BUT I HAD TO KNOCK OFF EARLY.
Call In User 2
 
WHY?
THE POPE IS WAITING!
Nero, VP
BECAUSE THE SCAFFOLD CRASHED AND HAD TO BE REBOOTED.
Call In User 2
 
JACKSON POLLOCK, WHY IS #31 ONLY 80% COMPLETE?
Dunning, Manager
IT'S DONE. I JUST GOT DRUNK AND FORGOT TO UPDATE JIRA.
Call In User 3
 
MARK TWAIN, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH "HUCKLEBERRY FINN"?
Pam, BA
EVERYONE COMPLAINS ABOUT DEADLINES, BUT NO ONE DOES ANYTHING ABOUT THEM.
Call In User 4
 
EINSTEIN, WHY IS "E=MC2" LATE?
Dunning, Manager
IT WAS REJECTED BY PEER REVIEW FOR ONE CHARACTER VARIABLES.
Call In User 5
 
HEMINGWAY, WHEN CAN YOU DEMO "DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON"?
Nero, VP
IT'S 3 P.M.
HOW ABOUT NOW? DON'T MOVE.
Call In User 6




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