< scrumbots >
 
we do daily standups each morning at 9.
eddie, tech lead
but we're still always late and must pay a fine.
 
agile has proven to be a disaster!
i know much more than any scrum master!
nero, vp
< 6. late fines >
scrumbots follow the crowd. these books don't.

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