< scrumbots >
our boss doesn't get how projects are run.
tyler, dev
he brute forces everything just to get something done.
jessica, sr dev
he took his wife into bed 9 times just to hump.
we had a hard deadline...
a new child in one month.
dunning, manager
< 12. deadlines >
scrumbots follow the crowd. these books don't.

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