< scrumbots >
 
i have a small project. how long will it take?
eddie, tech lead
i'll be done by 5 if i don't make a mistake.
kim, jr dev
 
i'll be done by lunch. if it doesn't break.
sue, dev
give me an hour. a real piece of cake.
jessica, sr dev
 
and how long will we need for a full unit test?
eddie, tech lead
wait.
kim, jr dev
 
you didn't say that.
sue, dev
that's a different request.
jessica, sr dev
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