< scrumbots >
how long will it take to do one simple task?
eddie, tech lead
give me an hour. whatever you ask.
jessica, sr dev
an hour sounds right to go under the hood.
gary, sr dev
i'll do it today and it will look good.
sue, dev
i'll need a whole day, i'll work sun to sun.
tyler, dev
it may take a few days, but i'll get it done.
kim, jr dev
it'll take me a while, but it'll be my best software ever.
pranay, jr dev
if you're asking me, the answer is "never".
dunning, manager
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