< scrumbots >
this project's due tomorrow. we don't have time to test.
pranay, jr dev
the user said it must be done. she's being such a pest.
eddie, tech lead
then move it to production and do 2 other things.
put 2 programmers in support. and order pizza and wings.
dunning, manager
< 19. testing >
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